Roasted Sweet Potato, Farro, and Cranberry Salad

Roasted Sweet Potato, Farro, and Cranberry Salad from Farmhouse38.comThis is an incredibly yummy salad, adapted from Marin Mama Cooks, which was adapted from Martha Stewart. Thanks to Olive and Love for turning me on to both this salad and MarinMamaCooks.com!

–1 cup farro

–2 large sweet potatoes, scrubbed and cut into bite-sized pieces (skin on)

–3 cloves garlic, unpeeled

–2 tablespoons coconut oil, melted

–Pepper and himalayan pink salt to taste

–Zest and juice of one lime, plus juice of additional lime

–1/2 cup dried cranberries

–2 tablespoons of cashew cheese (or feta, if you want some dairy)

–1 cup radish microgreens (or similar)

Preheat oven to 425˚F.

Cook farro according to package instructions. Drain, and set aside to cool.

Liquify your coconut oil by zapping it in the microwave for 20 seconds or sticking it in the pre-heating oven for a bit. Dress sweet potatoes and unpeeled garlic cloves with the coconut oil and salt and pepper and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 30 minutes, flipping once, until the bits are tender and caramelized. Remove from oven and let cool.

Peel the roasted garlic cloves and mash them in a bowl together with the lime juice and zest. Add this mixture, the sweet potatoes, cranberries, and most of the microgreens to the farro and mix thoroughly. Garnish each serving with microgreens and a sprinkle of cheese.

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Goes great with a glass of pink champagne. Just sayin’.

Black is the New Orange Cocktail

Black is the New Orange Cocktail from Farmhouse38.comJust in the nick of time for Bourbon and Goose’s month long #happyhourclub cocktail contest (follow them on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook to join in on the cocktail shenanigans), an end-of-summer, creeping-towards-Halloween-y libation full of tasty bits.

For one cocktail, you’ll need:

–6 fresh basil leaves, plus one more for garnish

–1 fresh blackberry, plus three more for garnish

–2 oz. blackberry moonshine (this is my favorite)

–approx. 4 oz. fresh-squeezed orange juice

–1 tablespoon himalayan pink salt

–1 tablespoon unrefined sugar

–ice

In a small bowl, mix your pink salt and sugar together thoroughly, then pour the mixture onto a small plate in an even, thin layer. In another flat dish, pour a tiny bit of orange juice. Insert the rim of your glass in the shallow oj, then dip the glass in the salt mixture to rim it.

Now…in the bottom of your rimmed glass, muddle the ever-living daylights out of your six basil leaves. When their souls are crushed, add one blackberry and muddle that, too. Next, pour your 2 oz. of blackberry moonshine, and stir the mixture well. Now fill the glass with ice, and top with orange juice. Use your extra basil leaf and blackberries as garnish however you see fit. They look great just floating there–you don’t have to get all fancy.

Put it all in your face, repeat.

 

DIY Glittered Found Feather Art

DIY Glittered Found Feather Art from Farmhouse38.comSooooooo, I’m a feather hoarder. I suppose this may be a side effect of chicken keeping. Every morning when I go to let the girls out, I collect whatever good-looking feathers I find sitting on the ground. When it’s molt season, good lawd, I come out of the chicken garden with a ton of feathers. And if you’re wondering where those smart little red feathers came from? I also collect the feathers that my African Grey, Nixie, drops from her saucy red tail. Yes, it has come to this.

DIY Glittered Found Feather Art from Farmhouse38.com

Oh, the feathers that come off those fluffy butts.

DIY Glittered Found Feather Art from Farmhouse38.com

Nix says: Whaddup. No seriously. She says that. She won’t shut up.

Framing feathers is nothing new, let’s be honest. But the chickens are forcing my hand. Look at all these suckers!

DIY Glittered Found Feather Art from Farmhouse38.com

So many feathers, so little time.

So, unholster your glitter and let the crafting commence!

I found this great ‘Norrlida‘ frame at Ikea and knew immediately when I saw it that it was the one. It’s an interesting size and shape (approx. 12″ x 28.5″), and comes with a beautiful matte insert that is white on one side, black on the other. Outstanding for framing up a collection.

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I then assembled my troops across a sheet of wax paper.

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Four of each color feather, and a fine assortment of color-coordinating glitters.

To adhere the glitter, I decided to use metal leaf adhesive (the kind you use for adhering gold leaf, like this), because it is a very watery glue that you apply with a brush and then let dry completely before applying your glitter (or metal leaf, if that’s your bag, baby). It becomes tacky when it’s dry. I like tacky. Using a heavier wet-applied glue, such as Modge-Podge would probably also work, but the thicker the adhesive, the more likely it’s gonna manipulate the feather out of it’s natural feather shape as you apply it. No bueno. If using Modge-Podge or Elmer’s Glue or something like that, I’d water it down a bit so it flows a little easier.

Carefully paint the top quarter to third of your feather with the adhesive:

DIY Glittered Found Feather Art from Farmhouse38.com

It doesn’t have to be perfect, just some version of a straight line. The glitter will blur the line a bit anyway.

If you’ve applied your adhesive and the feather went a little wonky, I’ve got a trick to fix it. Take a piece of clear Scotch tape and apply it to the back of the feather, then trim around the shape of the feather as you’d like it to be.

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There is nothing more frustrating than a wonky feather.

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Once you’ve applied your glitter, there is not a single trace of wonkiness. Magic.

Once you’ve applied your glitter, make sure to give those feathers the good ol’ tap and shake and get off all the excess glitter. Use a small, clean, dry paintbrush to dust away any errant glitter along the ‘glitter line’ to make the line as tidy as possible.

At this point, I prefer to give my glittered feathers a light spray of clear coat to keep the glitter in place. You don’t have to do this. The clear coat keeps the glitter in place, but it also slightly dumbs down the sparkle. But if you don’t clear coat, you may find that the glitter will shed a bit inside your frame. You kind of have to pick your poison.

Once everything is glittered, and coated, and dry, arrange your feathers as you want them on the matte and warm up your glue gun. Attach each with a small dot of glue applied to the backside of the feather shaft and then push the feather flat against the board as it dries to flatten it out.

Reassemble your frame and find yourself somewhere pretty to hang it.

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Glittery, feathery goodness.

 

 

Studio Haps

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Art Studio Haps at Farmhouse38.comWhat’s happening in the studio right now? Ants. Ants are happening in the studio right now. Because it is HOT, people. When it is 98º outside, it is 105º inside the studio. They are after the cat food. Which I keep in the studio (don’t ask).

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A particularly ‘cool’ day in the studio where I was actually working in the middle of the day. Oy.

But aside from all that, I’m managing to eek in a few hours of arting here and there; the wee hours of the morning and the dusky hours of the evening lend themselves to a cooler working environment (and by cooler, I mean low 90’s in the scorching bowels of my studio). But it’s a precarious dance. What I do is quite noisy (kinda sounds like an auto body shop sometimes, not gonna lie), and we have neighbors. That I actually like and care to not disturb (beyond my squabbling chickens, barking dogs, and expletive-hollering parrot). So I’m really limited in the morning and evening. I mustn’t disturb the peace. Much.

So I’ve gotten some work done:

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Sunset No.1 (paint, dye, and copper leaf on steel).

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Another angle of Sunset No.1…a little better to see the copper gild.

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Neon No.1 (paint on steel).

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Neon Oxide No. 1 (patina, paint, wax, gold leaf on steel).

And have several works-in-progresseseses:

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As-of-yet-un-named piece getting some grind.

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Another start: ground pattern on bare, reclaimed steel. Got a ways to go on this one.

I still have no Etsy shop open, nor do I have anything legitimately up for sale yet. And there’s a reason for that: I’ve been given the exciting opportunity to work with Epson to test out their new metallic ink printing processes. This is amazing on so many levels–but it might actually allow me to make and sell prints of my work, which I did not ever think I was going to be able to do with this medium. My paintings fall in a strange grey area between painting and sculpture, and they don’t translate to the second dimension very well (I struggle to even capture them correctly in photographs, because as you move in front of the paintings, the light changes, and the whole painting changes. This creates a very interesting interaction in person, but is lost in photographs). But the prints that Epson has done for me so far–I’m amazed at how they look. So cool. But for now, my arms are tied as I work with them on this ongoing project, and can’t actually sell anything until maybe around the first of the year. More to come on that.

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The very first prototypes of the Epson metallic printing process (printed on vinyl on the left, and canvas on the right, with the original in the middle). Again, this is a little lost in photography, but the results are really stunning. I’m impressed!

But in other studio news…I’ve made a start on my ‘Wall of Positive Affirmation':

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Everyone needs a wall cheerleader.

And I have found my new favorite glitter: neon (care of good ol’ Martha Stewart).

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Obsessed. Sometimes I just sit and stare at it. Mouth open. Tiny bit of drool.

And I’ve been working with a lot of metal leaf…because it so pretties.

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How to fake the Midas Touch.

And there’s been some of this:

Art Studio Haps at Farmhouse38.com

Never drink and art. Just kidding…you should always drink and art. Look at the judgement in Stewie’s eyes.

This is why there is usually cat hair included in my artwork:

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My painting, Human.

And this:

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This is usually what I am tripping over as I work.

One big happy family. Including the ants.

Ball® Heritage Green Jar Giveaway

*****Our winner is: AJ Lemmons! Congrats, AJ!*****Green Jar Giveaway from Farmhouse38.com and Ball® Canning, August 14- August 17, 2014Thanks to Ball® Canning, we have an awesome giveaway starting today, August 14, 2014, and ending at midnight on Sunday, August 17, 2014. On Monday morning, August 18, 2014, one lucky winner will be selected to win a six-pack of Ball® Canning’s Heritage Green Quart-sized Jars, as well as a cute jar hangy-wall-thing made by yours truly (featuring four pint-sized Heritage Jars), and a copy of the book Mason Jar Crafts. Time to get your crafting on (or canning, or organizing, or whatever you do with your Heritage Green Jars!)!

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Green Smoothie Deep Thoughts

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I wanted to post this recipe, not so much to be jumping on the green smoothie bandwagon and pretending I re-invented the wheel, but more because I have a tendency to fall off said bandwagon, and then forget how I make it when I climb back on. So really, I’m just posting this for my own reference.

But also…I have thoughts. Sometimes. I know, I know–applause isn’t necessary. Thank you, though.

I always roll my eyes at these sorts of diet fads. People get crazy. Like: OMG…juice?! Smoothies? THIS IS GENIUS. Like we haven’t been squeezing fresh juice and making healthy smoothies for decades already. My mom used to squeeze my brothers and I fresh orange juice EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING. To the point where it was torture for us to drink it–but she insisted it was the best, healthiest way to drink orange juice. And, as much as I hate to say it (don’t make me say it!!!)…she was right.

In my adult years, I have tried to eat as much fresh produce as I possibly could. I’ve always been mindful of it, at least. Why the heck should I drink it? Especially when, all sorts of said fresh produce is blended together or juiced and, let’s be real here, it looks so gross. So gross. Why. Why would I do that? But when I really assessed my diet, as much as I thought I was doing well, I realized I was still falling short. And I suddenly realized that packing a smoothie full of all this great stuff was a very quick and easy way to pound it down.

And yes, I chose to make smoothies, not juice, because…at the end of the day, the choice was about waste. Juicing creates a whole lot of waste product, and I just couldn’t come to terms with that. When you put produce in a blender and make a smoothie, you’re using almost every last bit. And all those bits and pieces have good stuff in them that would otherwise go down the drain, in the trash, or in the compost. Might as well put them in your face.

So I tried it. I floundered for awhile and produced some really vile stuff. But finally, I arrived at the following formula, and I am pretty pleased with it. The steadfast carnivore Texan even likes drinking it. Whowuddathunk.

I am a big fan of the Vega products (and I’m not sponsored or have anything to do with them–I just want to share). These vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free protein smoothie mixes can be used alone, or thrown into your own smoothie blend. They ain’t cheap, but they are a fantastic source of all-natural, Non-GMO, plant-derived protein. And they taste great. I think I really became a fan of green smoothies when I found these products.

For two approx. quart-sized servings:

–3 cups water (for a slushier version, replace some of this with ice)

–1 scoop Vega mix or other protein smoothie mix of your choice

–juice of 1 lemon

–2 cups frozen power greens (kale, spinach, collards, whatever floats your boat)

–1 frozen banana

–1 cup frozen mango bits

–1 medium fresh apple

–1 large fresh carrot

Put everything in a high-powered blender and blend until smooth. If you don’t have a schmancy big-name blender (which I didn’t for a long time), put these ingredients in one at a time and blend them slowly. This makes two servings that are approximately 220 calories each (if you use the Vega mix–you’re on your own if you go rogue).

Side note: I buy mostly everything in bulk, fresh (or pull it straight from the garden), cut it up into manageable pieces and then freeze it so that it’s ready to go into the blender when I need it. You could do everything fresh and add ice to the equation, of course. I like to make a week’s worth of smoothies at a time, seal them in mason jars, and then take them out a day ahead of time and put them in the refrigerator to thaw. Works pretty well for us.

Cheers to green smoothiedom! (It would probably cancel out all the good stuff if I added Vodka, right? Just checking.)

Hallo, St. Maarten!

Farmhouse38.com in St.Martin/St.MaartenOkay, this is a rambler; lots of photos to scroll through. I apologize in advance, but I can’t not share some images from our recent trip to St-Martin/St.Maarten. It has been a looooong time since the Texan and I have gone on a grown-up vacation (the last being our honeymoon in Belize, seven years ago–OY!), and this one was definitely worth the wait. Gotta give a loud shout-out to our friends, Laura and Dan (of oliveandlove.com fame) for letting us tag along!

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The amazing view from our unit.

For those of you who don’t know, this pretty little Caribbean island has the interesting distinction of being one of the smallest sea islands divided between two separate countries. So a little over half the island is French (Saint-Martin) and just under half is Dutch (Sint Maarten). Makes for a charmingly diverse vacation spot. With lots of views like these:

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Panoramic view from the rooftop of one of our favorite spots on the French side in Orient Bay, the Sun Beach Clubber.

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A relaxing lunch and cocktails inside the Sun Beach Clubber, St. Martin.

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Swimming in the amazingly green water of Orient Bay.

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View from the beach of Simpson Bay, St. Maarten.

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The Texan and I getting our float on in Simpson Bay.

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Great Bay, Philipsburg, St. Maarten.

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More Great Bay gorgeousness.

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Simpson Bay sunset group selfie! What is my face even doing?

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Sunset over the pool and beach of our resort.

I mean…the views everywhere were ridiculous.

Another of my very favorite things about the Caribbean is the architecture. I obsess over it. And took 900 photos of it (of which I shall spare you the lion’s share).

The Dutch capital of Philipsburg was so full of charm:

Farmhouse38.com in St. Martin/St. Maarten

Farmhouse38.com in St. Maarten

Farmhouse38.com in St. Maarten

Farmhouse38.com in St. Maarten

I kind of want this shed in my backyard.

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A lovely little alleyway in Philipsburg.

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The Guavaberry Emporium was a must-stop to sample their famous liquors and rums (and it is a darn darling little Caribbean building).

Farmhouse38.com at the Guavaberry Emporium, St. Maarten

There’s OliveandLove.com smiling with her guavaberry cocktail despite the fact that I had just been mercilessly dragging everybody through the streets of Philipsburg in manic pursuit of this place.

The French capital of Marigot was full of adorable buildings, too:

Farmhouse38.com in St. Martin

Farmhouse38.com in St. Martin

We happened to be on the French side of the island just in time for la Fête Nationale, so there was lots of festiveness everywhere!

Farmhouse38.com in St. Martin

Farmhouse38.com in St. Martin

Just FYI…when I buy a house in the Caribbean, I’m painting it hot pink and neon yellow. Fact.

We love us some beach bars, and St.Martin/St.Maarten did not disappoint:

Farmhouse38.com in St. Martin/St. Maarten

Farmhouse38.com in St.Martin/St.Maarten

Farmhouse38.com in St. Maarten

Farmhouse38.com in St. Maarten

Incidentally, this is one of my favorite photos from the trip…this little hidden bar down a little side alley in Philipsburg. And just on the other side of that bar? The beach.

Speaking of awesome beach bars…this one kind of takes the cake:

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The Sunset Bar & Grill is a great bar, perched on a pretty little beach.

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Which also happens to sit right next to the airstrip of the Princess Juliana International Airport.

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So…ya know…this happens.

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You can stand, literally, right beneath the planes as they are landing.

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And, literally, piss your pants.

The bar posts the flight times, of course, because it’s a big attraction on the island…I highly recommend experiencing a 747 coming in (pictured above). I also highly recommend a pina colada before, during, and after.

Though we mainly spent our time at the beach, our adventuring did take us briefly inland to visit La Ferme Des Papillons (the Butterfly Farm, read all about that here) and then on to spend a day at lovely Loterie Farm.

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A jungle oasis, complete with natural spring pools and private cabanas. Oh, and French pool boys serving you cocktails.

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These pools were to die for; connected by meandering streams and waterfalls all tucked away amongst the jungle. And your cocktails are brought to you, did I mention that?

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Beyond the pools, there is jungle zip-lining (that’s a nope for me) and hiking through the lush forest. And then there’s the amazing restaurant and bars on the property. It was a whole lot of awesome for one place.

Some other highlights from the trip:

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Climbing to the top of Fort Louis for the panoramic views of the French side of the island. That’s the Texan actually doing a panoramic on his phone.

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Island goat!

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Island flowers.

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You know I had to find some chickens.

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Awkward vacation selfies.

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Little moments of island perfection.

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Oh, hayyy lizard.

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Holding an Atlas Moth like I do it every day.

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Island sheep.

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This is really how I spent most of my vacation.

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Also this…

 

Can we go back yet? I’m ready to go back now.

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