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The Farmhouse Hummingbird

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

This post is a little different for me….so if you’d rather not hear me rambling like a buffoon about a hummingbird, I warn you to turn away–turn away quickly!!

Let the pointless gushing commence.

All right–there is a longish back story to this, so bear with me here.

A good portion of my day is spent (hard at work, I swear) at my computer.  Command central is a little nook carved out of one end of my kitchen.  My desk is pushed up against a large window, so as I work, I am looking out said window into a thicket of shrubbery (which is great, because if those green things weren’t there, I’d be staring into my neighbors’ bedroom window, which, I think we can all agree, is rather awkward).

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

My workspace, for better or for worse.

To my immediate right is a set of double french doors that lead out onto our deck and to my immediate left is the open kitchen-dining-great room–and all the way down at the front of that great room, on this same wall is another french door leading out onto our driveway.

I am in the habit of leaving the driveway door open quite a bit for the dogs to come in and out as they please (though this has become a problem recently, as the chickens have also discovered and entitled themselves to this privilege).  Many times, I also leave the door next to me open, as well, to get a nice cross-breeze action, but if it’s a little too chilly, I keep that one closed.  One morning last spring, I was doing just this:  working at my computer, with the door to the deck closed, and the one to the driveway open.  All of a sudden, I hear the tell-tale hummingbird air-strumming, and look up in time to see that a little hummingbird has zipped through the driveway door, streaked through the kitchen, and just as I realize what is about to happen–PLINK!–it runs into the closed deck door.  But fortunately the little hummybird was unharmed and buzzing at the windowpanes of the french door like an angry bumblebee, trying desperately to get outside.  So, carefully, I reached over and opened the door–problem solved, right?  Nope.   The little frantic thing just kept buzzing at the backside of the door and couldn’t figure out to fly around it.  Finally, it perched on one of the dividers, and sat there, exhausted, it’s little chest heaving.

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

Of course, in my panic to help the bird, I didn’t stop to take a photo. But this was where the tiny one was stuck, perched on one of the window dividers.

Tentatively, I reached towards the bird, and when it didn’t fly away, I very carefully scooped it into the palm of my hand and stepped out onto the deck–pausing for a moment to marvel at the fact that I was actually holding a hummingbird in the palm of my hand.  I opened my hand, and the bird sat for a moment, blinking at me.  We had a little moment, the hummingbird and I.  I was able to look her over very carefully–see her gorgeous colors winking in the sun.  Wish I could have gotten photos!  And then, in an instant, she was zipping away into the garden.  I say ‘she’, because I certainly hit the research after this interaction.  It seems to me that she is either a Rufous or an Allen’s Hummingbird, either a juvenile or a female, by her coloring.  But I’m going with ‘she’, because that’s just what I’m going with.

Immediately (starting later that very same day), I began to notice that every time I was in the yard, there was a certain hummingbird (because we always have quite a few around here) that would come and hover close to my head–which is something that had never happened to me before in the garden.  When I could get a good glimpse, yes, I was certain it was the very same little hummingbird (although in my research, this type of behavior is sometimes exhibited by territorial males when a person is in their ‘space’).  But, nonetheless, this little bird was very fascinated with me, whatever the reason may be.  I wish I could describe better the experience of being inspected by a hummingbird: there you are, minding your business, and suddenly it is like a pressure change in your ear that you kind of notice, but don’t notice, and then all at once, you’re hearing the hum of the wings, and feeling the movement of the air, and then you look up, and there is this beautiful little creature, right in front of your face.  Amazing.  Not once has this, or any of these birds territorially attacked me, and yet, here is this little one, coming in for a closer look.

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

Fast forward to the present.  I work at my computer every morning, and then periodically throughout the day.  Starting at six am, every single morning, I look up and I see this:

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

This photo makes it look farther away–in reality, the bird is about 3 feet from where I sit.

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

I know it’s probably not, but I swear this is the same bird.  She flits in and sits on this exact branch every few minutes.  She watches me as I move around, but does not startle.  She preens and fluffs and stretches her wings and rests, and it is the cutest dang thing in the whole world.

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

Further research has revealed that this behavior (returning to the same covered, resting spot) is indicative of a female bird, as well.  The males tend to rest on a branch or a power line out in the open (which I see around here all the time) while the females tend to pick a covered, protected resting spot.  I’m hoping that if it is, indeed, a she, that she builds her nest here where I can see it.  That would make my whole year.

I realize that I have romanticized this situation a wee bit–I’m sure that all of these incidences are not actually the same bird.  I get it.  But I like to secretly think it is.

I would love to hear from anyone who has a bit of hummingbird knowledge!  Meanwhile, I’ll just be here, at my computer, smiling at my little recurring office visitor like a loon.

The Farmhouse Hummingbird from Farmhouse38

Rainy Day Trespassing

Slipping Passed the Sentry

Yellow dog! You had ONE JOB.

When I let the girls out this morning, it was really pouring, and because of that, I didn’t expect them to venture very far from the coop, let alone all the way up to the house.  So….I left the side door open, and as I worked away at my computer, I happened to glance up just in time to see that our perimeter had been compromised.  On Chance’s watch.  He didn’t even bat an eyelash as a very drenched Millie strolled right on inside, passed him, through the dining room, through the kitchen, and to my computer nook.  Usually, the No House Chickens rule is in full effect, but this bird was on a mission.  I had to see what she was about.  Clucking with her special brand of chicken self-importance, she marched dutifully up to me where I was hunkered over the space heater that I have running under my desk.

Wet Chicken

Don’t cross a wet chicken.

After assessing the situation for a moment, and realizing that I wasn’t immediately tossing her out as per usual, she went right on up to said heater.  Oh, the joy of a wet chicken standing in front of a heater (as was also illustrated after the infamous Gertie Bathing Incident).

Drying Out

After witnessing a couple of minutes of preening and fluffing and other such poultry shenanigans, I finally opened the french door next to my desk, and with one last indulgent fluff of her feathers, she went right on back outside into the rain without a single cross word from either of us.

Rain Bird

Right back into the rain and the mud with her cohorts.  The No House Chickens Rule went immediately back into full effect.

Frolicking in the Mud

DrenchedI will never not be entertained by the sight of a drenched chicken.  Especially when she’s doing an entertaining drive-by of my space heater.

Drenched Gert

Gert had to get one beauty shot into this whole silly Millie business.

Yes. I Bathed a Chicken.

Gerts Bubble Bath

So, it has come to this.

Yep.  I’m really committing this to the internet; flying my crazy flag high.  When I called the Texan at work to tell him that I had given one of our chickens a bath, he said, and I quote, “There are really just some things I wish you wouldn’t share with me.”

I didn’t want to do it.

But Gertie forced my hand.  Every once in awhile, chickens get a little bit mucky in their nether-regions.  Sometimes this is because they are sick, sometimes they are just having an extended ‘not-so-fresh moment’.  Hey, if you had all those fluffy petticoats to keep track of, you’d probably have a mess every once in awhile, too.  Well, Gertie got dirty.  I’ve been keeping an eye on it the past few days, making sure she seemed healthy otherwise, keeping tabs as to whether the situation was worsening or improving.  It seemed to be getting gunkier (though she seemed in perfect health).  This can be a bad thing (beyond just being disgusting), because the caked-on poop can actually create a roadblock, if you know what I mean.  Today, I decided, it was time for drastic measures.

I have chosen to spare you a ‘before’ photo.

After reading up on it, and assuring myself that I wasn’t the first person to try this, I sought advice from Lisa, over at Fresh-Eggs-Daily.  While she’d never actually had a chicken get dirty enough to bathe, she’d had to bathe egg-bound hens in the past (this helps to facilitate the laying, apparently).  She assured me that chickens were surprisingly agreeable to the process.  The basic method seemed pretty universal: small tub filled with warm bubble bath, set your bird in it, gently scrub gunk off, rinse.  COME ON.  There was just no way it was that simple.  I pictured a squawking, flapping, emotionally-damaged Gertie, and a squawking, flapping, emotionally-damaged me.  This just couldn’t end well.

Fortunately, my mom was visiting, and volunteered to both take photos and laugh at me.

I found a water-tight container that would fit inside our guest bath tub and filled it about 3/4 of the way full of warm water mixed with a bit of liquid dish soap–just enough to make it good and bubbly.  I wanted it deep enough that her bum would be underwater for a good soaking.  If I got that far.  I’ll admit it, I was S.T.R.E.S.S.E.D as I went out and picked up the bird–the last thing I wanted to do was get her partially wet and not be able to finish the job.  But I tried to remain calm, so that she would remain calm.  After a little bit of cuddling and a few words of encouragement, I steeled myself and gently set her in the bubble bath.

Gertie goes in the tub

Expecting a whirling banshee, I was dumbfounded that she remained quiet.  I loosened my grip, and she hopped calmly up onto the edge of the little tub.  I picked her back up and set her once more into the water, and this time, I kid you not, she just stayed where I put her.  For a bit, we had to just sit like this, conversing softly with each other, while the water and suds loosened the spackling.

Someone's having far too good of a time.

I may be enjoying this.

Finally, it was time to start kind of gently working the gunk out of her feathers.  I’m not going to lie, this was seriously gross.  But you gotta do what you gotta do.  Slowly, but surely, it all came off like a charm.  At this point, I pulled the bird from the bath, wrapped her tight in a dry towel, and then I dumped and cleaned the basin, filling it again with warm, clear water.  Then I set Gertie back in, and again, she just let me do my thing–totally relaxed.  I proceeded to rinse her all off.

Rinsing the birdAt this point, with all those wet feathers, there was a lot of bare skin showing.  This was a great moment to kind of inspect her rear-end and make sure there was nothing that looked amiss.  Everything looked good and clean and healthy to me, so back out of the water and into a new dry towel she went.  She seemed all too happy to have some cuddles while she was wrapped up in that towel.

After-bath Cuddles

It is extremely important not to let chickens get chilled, which is why I chose to do this indoors in a heated, small bathroom.  But, I was not about to let her wander around wet (even though it was pretty warm today, it is definitely winter!).  So, at Lisa’s suggestion, I pulled out the blow-dryer.  Once again, I thought, “NO.  WAY.”  No bird is going to let me blast them with this loud machine.  I turned it on low, and pointed it away from her.  After she didn’t spook, I turned the very gentle airstream onto her, and again, she didn’t freak–she wasn’t sure about it, but she didn’t freak.

Blow-out Time

After a bit, I could tell she was really loving it, and so I let go of her.  Eventually, I was able to switch it to high.  I always kept my hand on her (except when I was snapping a photo), helping her to fluff her feathers so that I made sure she wasn’t getting too hot.

What's this?  Why are my feathers ruffling?!

What sort of sorcery is this?!

Headless chicken preens her feathers as I direct the heat on her.

Headless chicken preens her feathers as I direct the heat on her.

Oh, yeah, leaning into the current!

Oh, yeah, leaning into the current!

Gotta fluff that butt back up!

Gotta fluff that butt back up!

Oh, the stink-eye I got when I turned the blow-dryer off!

Oh, the stink-eye I got when I turned the blow-dryer off!

All dry and shiny and gunk-free, she actually scolded me when I turned the blow-dryer off.  When I set it on the ground, she went and inspected it, as if trying to figure out how to turn the thing back on.  Though she felt completely dry to me, and because I had already broke the ‘No House Chickens’ rule, I allowed her to lounge with me at my computer desk for a bit just to make sure she was good and dry before returning her to her natural habitat.

My gorgeous Gert all clean and shiny, back in the dirt immediately.

My gorgeous Gert all clean and shiny, back in the dirt immediately.

Glad to have that fluff back back in order.

Glad to have that view back in order.

It is safe to say that as I was endeavoring to take on backyard chickening, I never expected or intended to give a bird a bubble bath.  Where was that chapter in the instruction manual?!  I am not going to sit here and recommend that anyone do this with their birds, or claim that it would even go this smoothly–I just wanted to share this crazy experience.  Against all logic, it went well for us.  We bonded.  I feel so much closer to her now.

The end.

The end.

Snow Dogs

Chancey-Snow-Pants

A little bit of winter cheerfulness….there is just nothing quite as joyful as dogs playing in freshly-fallen snow.  My mom lives in the local mountains, and they got a nice little dump last week–just in time for a quick weekend visit from the Farmhouse mutts.

Chance surveys his snowy domain.

Chance surveys his snowy domain.

Abbie practices her boxer stance.

Abbie practices her boxer posture.  And her camouflage.

One of my mom's sweet labs pauses to bat his eyelashes at me.

One of my mom’s sweet labs, Dudley, pauses to bat his eyelashes at me.

You have to physically pry this dog out of the snow.

Chance is way too comfortable in the snow.  DNA test results be damned!!–this mutt’s got some sort of snow dog in him.

It's not too cold for a little nappy-nap.

It’s not too cold for a little nappy-nap.

Abbie tries to will Chance to play with her, but he's 13 and too mature for those sorts of shenanigans.

Abbie tries to pressure Chance to play with her, but he’s 13 and far too mature for such shenanigans.

She's about to put that theory to the test, though....

She’s about to put that theory to the test, though….

....and it's GAME ON.  Look at that self-satisfied grin on the white-dog's mug!

….and it’s GAME ON. Look at that self-satisfied grin on the white-dog’s mug!

Don't mess with Chance's peaceful snow time!

No one messes with Chance’s peaceful snow time!

Suffer the wrath!

Suffer the wrath of the grizzly!

Oops!  Dudley accidentally runs through the warpath.

Oops! Dudley accidentally runs through the warpath and gets a boxer-thump meant for Chance.

This one doesn't miss its intended target.

This one doesn’t miss its intended target.

Snow Play

Abbie wanders off and we lose sight of her in the snow.

Abbie grows bored and wanders off to blend in with the snow.

There she is.

This is Chance standing just outside the threshold of the door, coming just close enough to obey the 'come here' command, but refusing to get out of the snow.

This is Chance standing just outside the threshold of the door, coming just close enough to obey the ‘come here’ command, but refusing to get out of the snow.  Saucy little mutt.

The Non-Existent Snooze Button on a Chicken

Good Morning, Sunshine!

Roosters are not allowed in our town, and when one of my neighbors decided to test the neighborhood’s tolerance-level, it turned out to be pretty low.  The villagers promptly arrived with torches and pitchforks.  Folks don’t take kindly to 7 am rooster calls in these parts.  So, I’ve been feeling pretty darn lucky that all four of my chicks turned into fluffy-butted, egg-laying hen-ladies.  Lucky, except for the fact that one of my girls did not, apparently, get the memo about early morning rooster calls.

I’ve read about this happening.  When a flock has no actual rooster, sometimes one of the hens will step up and take on the role.  She’ll be protective, maybe a little bit aggressive, and she may even take a shot at some less than bearable vocal exercises.

So, yes, as of the last few wonderful days, this is exactly what’s going down at the Farmhouse.  Yay.  Only, it isn’t a 7 am wake-up call, it’s a 5 am wake-up call.  FIVE.  O’CLOCK.  IN THE MORNING.  Pitch black out.  Chicken party in the henhouse.

Community Dirt Bath

It’s exhausting to be up so early. An extended daily dirt-nap is vital.  Please make special note of the dirt overflow on the driveway.

Personally, I am an early riser, anyway, so the hour doesn’t actually bother me.  I’m just relatively certain that my neighbors aren’t going to share my same jolly sentiment.  Especially since my sweet little chicken sounds like a goose being strangled.  Good morning, neighborhood!  Hope you went to bed early!  Oh, how I love stumbling blindly out the door in my slippers and PJs and running across the yard in the dark to tell the birds to shut their beak-holes.  And then, as though it is simply a matter of reasoning with them, I have an extended whisper-conversation with them imploring them to climb back on their mother-clucking roosts and at least pretend to sleep….so. help. me!

Office interns

I can’t stay mad. As I work at my computer, they hang out as close as possible.  They want to be inside, but curled up at the door is good enough.

Keeping Tabs

Helping proof-read my posts through the window.

Before this nonsense started, we had been discussing the possibility of doing a roost-room add-on to the current chicken coop.  The room would be fully-enclosed, insulated, and sound-proofed (with a baby monitor added so the crazy chicken lady can keep tabs).  I guess it’s go-time on that weekend-killer.

Really, I’m hoping it’s just a phase that somebody is going through (still don’t know which bird is the culprit) and that the wee hours of the morning will soon go back to being wee.  I’d like to go back to being woken up by my other alarm clocks:

Don't Wake the Beastie

This one’s belly starts audibly grumbling at 6 am, on the dot.

WAKE UP!

Ever get that strange feeling that someone is standing over you and staring? If the hungry stomach sounds didn’t get me up, then I open my eyes to this sight.

Evil Genius

If Abbie’s efforts are unsuccessful, then it is Nixie’s turn to have a go at it. This photo catches her mid-evil-genius-laugh.

Eyeball

My original chicken is actually very polite in the morning; very sweetly she says, “Good Morning!” over and over until you uncover her cage.  Then she says, “Thank youuuu!”  She is a very proper parrot, first thing.  The sailor language doesn’t bust out until after she’s had a hearty breakfast.

If we actually lived out in the country (like I like to pretend we do), I would just let the chickens make whatever racket they chose (in fact, I’d probably get a rooster to join in the circus).  But, in the close confines of our suburban setting, extra precautions (aka, bribery and flattery) are going to have to be taken in order to ensure our neighbors’ good will.

I’m curious to know if any other suburban/urban chicken keepers out there have run into similar chicken-noise-situations, and what, if any measures you took to handle them.  I just want to have happy neighbors and happy hens.  And a winning lottery ticket….is that so much to ask?!

Our Elf on the Shelf

As we round the corner into the holiday season (I know, I know I am a bit over-eager), I thought I’d start getting everyone in the mood by posting our annual holiday dog video from last year.  It is our little tradition to put one of these out, so stay tuned for version 2012, coming very soon!  Until then, here is a short film about our dogs and the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ to the tune of Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby’s “We Wish You the Merriest”.  Suffice it to say, our elf, Bocephus, had his work cut out for him; Chance and Abbie did not go highly recommended to Santa.

Dogs and Chickens: a Love Story?

Everyone waits patiently to be let in.

When we (I) announced our intentions to add chickens to the Farmhouse menagerie, we were met with some very grave concerns.  These concerns came in the form of questioning along the lines of the following:

“Won’t the dogs eat them?”

“How will you keep your dogs from eating them?”

“Dogs eat chickens, don’t they?”

and, also, “Don’t you think you have enough animals?”

To the last question, the obvious answer was a resounding ‘NO!‘, but to the rest, I responded with a feeble ‘yes?’ (the question mark, of course, inflects the end of that word upwards with shaky uncertainty).  The truth is: I was completely nervous about it.  Our little suburban lot does not have a lot of yard, and it would be an enormous pain in the tail feathers to keep the dogs and birds separate.  The yard must be shared.  They would have to play nice.

But how?  How, indeed.

The farmhouse blondes. Minus one photographer.

The only inter-species assimilation experience I had to fall back upon was cats and dogs.  Our previous home was a 700 sq ft shoebox, in which we managed to seamlessly, incident-lessly integrate two cats together with the dogs.  With such tight quarters, it was sink or swim.

I am no dog whisperer, but it was immediately obvious that these dogs had to see the cats and the chicks as part of the ‘pack’, which is exactly opposite of their natural inclination to see the smaller animals as prey.  So how do you re-wire?

When we first brought home the baby chicks, they were kept in a brooder on our kitchen table.  Which is totally normal and not insane, at all, thank you very much.  Though they were up off the floor, they were still roughly at sniff-level for the dogs, which is good because the dogs were able to get used to the smells and sounds of the chickens.  The flip side of this is that the chickens were still in danger from the dogs–those dogs could still knock that brooder off the table, if they really, really wanted to.  How do you prevent this from happening?  The answer is the key to the success of the entire operation: constant supervision.  At no time, EVER, especially in the beginning, do you ever, ever, ever let your dogs be around the chickens (or cats, or whatever) unsupervised.  Whenever we had to leave, the dogs were locked up, or the chicken brooder was put behind closed doors.  If I had to step out into the yard for even a minute, those dogs came with me and were not left to their own devices with the brooder.  I understand, too, that I have a leg up because I work from home and am there to supervise all day long–but whatever you do with your animals when you are away at work, be sure that they are securely separate.  Never trust them alone.

Abbie tends to her flock of feathered babies.

The most nerve-racking part of the whole process is the supervised visitations.  But this is where it is seriously important to remain very, very calm.  Dogs feed off of your energy, and if you are a basket-case, your dog will be a basket-case with a poultry craving.  For the first couple of dog/chick meetings, it was also imperative for me and the Texan to be present: I would securely hold a baby chick, and the Texan would securely hold a dog–albeit, comfortably, on the couch.  We would pet and coo and love both animals, and let the dog sniff the chick and reward the dog with praise for polite behavior.  Any sudden movements, tense body language, or acts of aggression were met with restraint, and immediate cease and desist of visiting rights.  It is important during these moments to really know your dog’s body language, and to not underestimate it.  You want the dog to be near the bird only when it is calm and submissive (thank you Cesar Millan!), and you want to reward the dog with positivity when it acts like this around the chick.  I’m not going to lie….it is a long road.  You have to be committed to the idea of dog/chicken harmony and put in the time.  Believe me, it is worth it.

The chicks are a little older, and you can tell by my camera distance, the trust is a bit stronger.

We probably lucked out with our dogs.  Chance has always been very tolerant of other animals (except squirrels).  You just have to show him once, and only once, that this little ball of fur or feathers is a pet (shown simply by me holding and petting the new animals and letting him sniff, wag his tail in approval, and go on his merry way).  Abbie was a little tougher.  Abbie was very anxious and tense when the little babies arrived in their kitchen-table brooder.  The first couple of visitations did not go well (she strained against the Texan’s hold on her, and her body language was that of a very hungry dog).  More than once in those days, I thought that she could never be trusted, and I would never let her be around the chickens.  She had adapted nicely to the cats, but she was much younger then, and perhaps cats were better suited to dog-friendships than chickens were.  It was very discouraging.

Chance waits in line at the watering hole, and gives Gertie a sniff and a wag.

But I dug in my heels and kept at it.  I had read that it was better for free-range chickens to have guard dogs in the yard with them, that this helped keep other predators away from the yard.  Because we live close to the foothills, we have a lot of coyotes, racoons, and raptors around here.  Not to mention plenty of neighborhood cats on the prowl.  I really wanted my chickens to have body guards.

Slowly….every so s-l-o-w-l-y, Abbie began to relax around the chicks.  When her body language dictated it was safe, we started letting the babies out for free-range kitchen sessions.  We’d start by letting the birds loose and holding on to the dog.  When she had proven herself worthy, we would put her in her ‘down’ position and tell her to stay (which she is very reliable with), and let them free-range around her (keeping a close eye).  Slowly, but surely, we’d let her get up and wander around with them, and ultimately, she got the picture.  Still, I never thought I would let her be outside, unsupervised with the birds.  But she proved me wrong.  After many weeks of dedication to the cause, she became and still is the best chicken-shepherd I could have asked for.  She wanders the yard with them, happily sniffing and coexisting as though it is the most natural thing in the world.  And Chance?  Never even batted an eyelid at the chicks, and is content to lay in the sun on the driveway while they take dirt baths in the planters a foot away from him.

Chance and Millie sun themselves in peaceful coexistence.

So what happens if the chickens pre-date the dog?  It just so happens that we ran into this scenario, as well.  My brother’s french bulldog, Milo, comes to stay with us quite frequently, and that dog wanted to eat those chickens with such a passion that, again, I thought it hopeless.  But, Milo is proof that you can teach a frog new tricks.

The frog and the chicken.

When Milo first came to visit post-chickens, I had to only let him outside when the chickens were locked in the back garden.  He would go back and sniff them through the fence, and if he got aggressive (ie, barking or growling at them), I would correct him.  Soon enough, he got used to them being back there, and we began the supervised visitations.  For him, this meant a short leash while he and I sat and watched the chickens free-ranging in the yard.  Again, any aggressive behavior was corrected, and if it persisted, the visitation was ended.  Sweet behavior was rewarded with praise.  Slowly but surely, the length of the leash was increased and then eventually, the leash was discontinued.  He was allowed to be free with the birds only when one of us was outside to supervise.  Once or twice I caught him gleefully chasing a chicken, but was close enough to put an immediate stop to it.  These days, he is trusted to be outside with the birds alone.  While the chickens tolerate his presence, it is interesting to note that they do not let him come close to them like they do Abbie and Chance.  They give him a wide berth.  I attribute this to the simple fact that the chickens grew up with Abbie and Chance.  It seems to me that when one or both types of animal starts as a baby, they do better with each other for the long haul.  But that’s just my opinion.

Milo upholds the ‘No House Chickens’ mandate.  Chance couldn’t care less if the chickens go in the house.

I must say that it is a beautiful thing to look out into the yard and against all odds, see free-ranging dogs and chickens.  But I also take my success in this department with a large grain of salt; you just never know what’s going to happen tomorrow, and the reality is that you should just really never let your guard down.  I am, by no means, a professional animal trainer, and I, by no means, think that my methods are fool-proof, or even worthy of duplication….I just wanted to share how it was that our odd-couple group of animals came to be.

Chicken Coop Redecorating

It’s been about six months since we built our lovely little coop, and so, of course, I was starting to get a bit fidgety to make some changes.

First, let’s look at how it was:

Baby Eloise checks out her digs.

And now:

Same chicken, checking it out!  She has such an eye for design.

It was time for a new sign, since every time we put the chickens away it feels like we’re putting them in jail.  Might as well make it official.  I am the chicken warden, thank you.

A little oilcloth bunting can make even going to jail cheerful.

The roost box even got a makeover:

Eloise (again!) hangs out in her old bedroom….the curtains, made from dishcloths, were cute, but didn’t hold up to chicken poop very nicely.

Hello, oilcloth! Not only did the box get new curtains, I lined the back wall of it (which tends to get covered in a lot of poop) with an oil cloth sheet to make cleaning easier.

The inside of the coop also got some fun new decor:

Am I the only one who thinks a cast-iron skillet makes a great food dish? Too heavy for them to flip over, and kind of adorable!

I bought this pretty tin sign since it looks like Millie posed for the painting….and yes, sometimes I make flower arrangements for my birds.  What.

We’re trying a galvanized bucket out as a nesting box. If they take to it, it will be a lot easier to clean than the wooden ones we were using (that they wanted nothing to do with). The girls seem to really like fresh herbs to nest in….a few rose petals might make it more enticing. We’ll see.

That’s all the chicken insanity I have to air out for the moment.  Happy Friday, everyone!

Animal Nannies

 

Nephew #2

Been doing a little babysitting of the newest nephew in the past couple of weeks, and the animals have been pulling their weight.

Abbie has always had a soft spot for babies, but she seems especially in love with this one.

Milo’s got first watch.

Abbie and Milo make sure the kid stays put as I grab a fresh diaper.

The girls keep as close of an eye as they can without breaking the no house chickens rule.

Abbie’s got this shift.

Chance decides he’d rather be inside with the baby.  Please put your phone down and LET ME IN.

Milo ponders how he might get from the couch into the swing. And if anyone would notice.

Just checking.

Cutes!

Chance and Milo wonder why the baby is awake at 2 am.

Abbie’s got this shift, too.

Also, this one.

The dogs make good use of baby nap time….they were up all night!

Seems to have survived just fine!

Jurassic Park

Back when my chickens were babies (way, way back, in ye olden times, like six months ago), some of you may remember that I posted some comparative photos of them when they started going through their awkward phase.  You chicken owners will know what I mean: that moment when they go from cute little balls of fluff to WHAT THE–!?  That moment looked a little something like this:

So very awkward.

And then I went a little further with my comparisons and did this:

I seemed to be the only one worried about how this might all work out.

Little did I know what I was inadvertently foreshadowing….

Now, I know that my posts about my chickens are usually a bunch of love and sunshine and butterflies….but we had a little moment yesterday.

Some typical chicken sunshine.

I’ll get to the moment in a moment, but speaking of butterflies, it was a little disappointing when I realized, very early on, that my chickens LOVE to chase butterflies.  And catch them.  And murder them.  I get it, circle of life and all, but I’m still the crazy lady standing in the yard plaintively screaming as the birds dart around the yard in pursuit of the little pretties (that I, incidentally, lure to the yard of death with my deliberate butterfly-tempting plant selections.  My bad.)  I don’t like it.  I don’t like it one bit.

Imagine, then, if you will, my chagrin when I found the world’s biggest, greenest, cutest grasshopper in my garden, and was squatting over it, inspecting it, cooing at it something like, “Hey!  Hey there, buddy!  What’re you doing here, huh, buddy?”  And Clementine swooped in and gobbled that thing one foot in front of my face–despite it being HALF HER SIZE at the time–and then smirked at me like I helped by distracting it.

I accepted this all, begrudgingly, as part of the package.  Chickens are omnivorous, they eat bugs….they love to eat bugs, of all shapes and sizes.  Got it.  Moving on.  So I definitely was not prepared the day that I caught Eloise stalking a lizard in the yard.  I scooped her up, reprimanded her, and waited until the lizard had found a hiding place to set her back down.  I believed that I had diffused the situation until the lizard made it’s fatal mistake and bolted.  That bird was off like lightening (again, to the soundtrack of my screaming), zigging and zagging down the path and she caught that thing and flung it around like the T-rex in Jurassic Park when it busted into the herd of galloping Gallimimus.  She beat it about a bit and then sucked it down like no one’s business.  The birds had officially graduated from consuming invertebrates, to vertebrates.  Highly unsettling.

A vicious, calculative predator.

This brings us to the moment.  As I mentioned in an earlier post, we’ve had a bout of rain this week.  Under normal circumstances, with our sunny, easy-going SoCal weather, I let the girls out of their coop in the morning, close the coop, and do not re-open it until I let them back in at sundown.  The reason for this is simple; rodents let themselves into the coop if I leave it open, foraging for food scraps and just making a general mess of things.  I think you all probably see exactly where this is headed.  When it is rainy and cold (which hasn’t happened much since we’ve had the birds), I leave the coop open for them so that they have a warm, dry place to escape to if the rain really starts to come down.  So, yep.  The coop was left open yesterday.  To make an already too-long story shorter, let me just skip the suspense and say, yes, as a matter of fact, there was a mouse in the coop when I went to lock the girls up for the evening.  There was a tiny little instant when I saw it, and time froze and it was like that scene in Jurassic Park when they are baiting the T-rex by raising a goat up on a platform and the little girl goes, “What’s gonna happen to the goat?!”  And yes, those birds went after that mouse, and it was a massacre.  A massacre, people.  I had to turn the hose on them.  I could hear the mouse screaming over the top of my own screaming.  I couldn’t handle it.  The hose succeeded, and they dropped the poor thing, and it ran off into the bushes, but those little crazies crashed through the bushes after it and got it again.  So again, I turned the hose on them, and again they dropped it and finally came slinking back into the coop (because I really soaked them this time).  I do not know what became of the mouse.  I am never speaking of this incident again.

Okay, one last comment.  In the afor-mentioned Jurassic Park scene where Dr. Grant and the kids are watching the galloping Gallimimus (which incidentally gallop exactly like my chickens), and the T-rex nabs and devours one, Dr. Grant says to the kids, “Look how it eats!…Bet you never look at birds the same way again!”  Amen, Dr. Grant, amen.

Oh, chickens.

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